TIME:: Monday May 10th, 16:23

NOTE:: "DM" and "NC" may have different opinions on the pizzas.

DM - Two plates. Plural. This jumbo-sized indie features special guest star Nick Canalos, or "nickcan" from the forums. While the original intent of the indie adventures was to be experienced mostly from a solitary (indie-pendant) point-of-view, something this bizarre, eating pizza, can be experienced with someone. Also, eating out is not something I do alone. Or often. Or recently. This indie adventure guest-starring nickcan took place April 23rd, 2004. Don:t ask me why it took so long to put it up.

NC - I was promised that a large German man (LGM) would eat with us. This LGM reportedly hates Americans and I was planning on being from Canada for this lunch. As it turned out, no LGM showed up and I was able to be a ugly American for the entire lunch.

DM - Egg, broccoli, shrimp in a mild gravy sauce. Any combination of these three should never be on a pizza. Think about it. EGG, BROCCOLI and SHRIMP. A good pizza to start this indie off with, right?

NC - A side note about the gravy sauce. It is unlike any gravy you mom ever made, unless your mom is from an undead realm where nothing has any flavor and gravy only exists because people from that realm don't like cheese.

DM - Ham, onion, chopped green peppers with cheese. I corrected Nick by pointing out that the "ham" was really just sliced hot dog, but he didn:t care. Nick is a crazed psychopath in that fashion. Don:t send him cookies, whatever you do.

NC - Look, ham is ham. Even if it is really some sort of ham by-product that exists in hot dog form. It's the closest thing to ham I'll see at this joint.

DM - Sausage, jalapeno and cheese. See, real pizza does exist here. But enough with this normal anomalies.

NC - Jalapeno was not hot enough for my tastes. Good thing they supplied us with bottles of the green Tabasco sauce.

DM - Habanero, guys. THAT:S where the party is.

DM - Onion, chopped green peppers, corn, tomato chunks and cheese. Sounds delicious, right? Delicious if you:re a VEGETARIAN! Duh duh duuuuhn!

NC - ...

DM - Mushrooms, sausage, and tons of cheese! No really, the cheese was just piled on this pizza. Could that be to hide the terrible secret that the sauce was some rancid version based off a dollar-store can of Sloppy Joe? Could it? Nick says he couldn:t care less, but I object and claim his taste is pathetically under-developed.

NC - He's right, I couldn't care less.

DM - Tuna, broccoli, octopus and cheese. "Octopus" in Japanese is "taco," pronounced exactly like the Mexican dish which I haven:t eaten in over 7 months. So next time you go to a Taco Bell and eat a taco, please remember you are not eating an octopus-topped pizza. Broccoli, on the other hand really should be a topping offered more outside of Japan. It isn:t all that bad. Especially with OCTOPUS.

NC - Not that bad?...NOT THAT BAD?!?!?! It's freekin amazing that's what that is. On a related subject I really want a taco.

DM - Sliced hot dog, sausage, clack pepper and cheese. It had very coarsely ground black pepper on it. I love me some black pepper, and sausage, and hot dogs so this pizza would be one I look back fondly on. NOT that mushroom-sausage-cheese cruel joke of a pizza.

NC - Agreement here, best pizza in the damn place.

DM - Note the top is TEXAS!!! and the bottom Venezuela.

DM - A nice view of the buffet. They usually have about 4.7 pizzas up at any given time. They offer a selection of over 30 different pizzas, so dig in.

DM - Oh, and they had curry, too.

WHAT YOU SAY!!

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Yep. That:s that. Oh, wait, I did eat at Subway not 2 hours ago.

PEACE!!